English – Sometimes You Are So Special (via Sunshine & Starlight )

I just love this post by Sunshine and Starlight and had to reblog. It reminds me why I adore the English Language. Here are 4 of my favourites from her marvellous list of extracted sentences from high school essays. If you’re having a bad day, reading her post may cheer you up a little.

1. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
2. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
3. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
4. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

English - Sometimes You Are So Special (We Heart It) I stumbled upon this blog a few days ago and laughed the entire way through it.  The list below is a combination of the funniest analogies taken from high school essays. The chosen 25 were compiled by high school teachers across the country.  Oh-my-gawsh….hilarious. 1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking allia … Read More

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